Characters: Michael and Lincoln (Gen, Crack, Humor, All-Dialogue)
Prompt: #93, "Hide"
Summary: AU Season 4 crack, which might be indistinguishable from the show at this point…
Warnings: Spoilers up through the S4 premiere. Also? Beverage Alerttm.
Author's Notes: An early birthday present for badboy_fangirl—hope you like it!
What the hell are you doing, Michael?